TWILIGHT

Three things I did not know:
1. That guys think they can be better than Edward <3
2. Guys feel sad when you talk about how great Edward is to them (how stupid).
3. That guys don't want their relationships to be more like Edward and Bellas.

Two opinions:
1. SO LIKE. YEA. GUYS DON'T LIKE EDWARD BECAUSE THEY AREN'T AS GOOD AS HIM. SO DUMB. EDWARD IS SO STRONG BUT SO WOUNDED LIKE A PUPPY, BUT LIKE, A TOUGH PUPPY. YOU KNOW THE KIND. BUT GUYS ARE JUST STUPID AND THEY DON'T GET WHY EDWARD IS SO GREAT AND KIND AND LOVING. HE WATCHES OVER BELLA BECAUSE HE LOVES BELLA EVEN THOUGH HE DESERVES WAY BETTER THAN DUMB BELLA I LOVE YOU EDWARD.
2. I wish I had an Edward........................................................</3 :'(

One question:
1. When can I see Twilight again!? I'm going to go watch the DVDs!


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Meanwhile, in the real world...

Three things I did not know:
1. That this was actually becoming a problem.
2. That some women become so obsessed with these books that they look at their real husbands or boyfriends and think they aren't good enough.
3. That some guys are actually trying to be more like Edward.

Two opinions:
1. Lolwut? This whole thing is ridiculous.
2. I mean, seriously women. It's a fictional character. Calm yo'self.

One question:
1. Why? Just.......why?...

#teamjacob