Trailers Galore

Wow. Okay. So, for my first post this week, I'm going to be going down the list of several new trailers just released in the past few days for movies being released next year.

First up...

Men in Black 3

I have mixed feelings about this. MIB was good, but MIB 2 was mediocre, so I only see this as being either merely good, or a fail. Could go either way.

Battleship

It'll suck. It's Transformers 4: At Sea, and Transformers sucks. That said, it'll make at least $300m at the box office.

G.I. Joe: Attack of the Punctuation Retaliation

This is what we needed. Another G.I. Joe movie, where they kill off the cast of the first one. Hey, all the Fast and Furious series needed was The Rock, so maybe it'll work for G.I. Joe, too (sarcasm, folks). But hey, it features a...not-really-dubstep-but-kinda-dubstep-but-still-not-dubstep remix of Seven Nation Army, and look, there's Bruce Willis in the back of a pick up truck with a gun. So, yeah. Also, ninjas. A lot of ninjas. Possible promise for this one, really.

Rock of Ages (there's a chance this might go down, it was the only link still up, WB's been ripping them all down off YouTube)

Based of the musical of the same name, Rock of Ages is a musical staring a bunch of people with recognizable names about a hair metal band in the 80s. It features songs such as "We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)" and "Don't Stop Believing". I can't stand either of them.

The Three Stooges

I have nothing to say on this. The trailer speaks for me, as does that giant red "dislike" bar on the video.

Last but not least,

ParaNorman

It shoes promise. Certainly more promise than most of these movies.

But hey, even if every movie on this list turns out to be crap, we have The Dark Knight Rises to look forward to, and that's something. And I'm sure The Avengers will be good. And Breaking Dawn Part Two! anything but Breaking Dawn Part Two.